going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
- Sharon Olds, Satan Says (via sexybieb)
Anonymous asked: No homo. I wanna know what your dick feels like inside my ass.
thats totally 100% no homo bro
i like to sleep in a pitch black room, so i wouldnt say im a night light person. i need my feet to be the only part of my body not under the blanket…but most of all, i need you.
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school